"Next time, I wanna be the cowboy."
Clutter your computer with
the sounds of Lando, found right here.
Sneak Preview from Pimp Lando X!
"Where's Darboe?"
Darboe's
new TV
show!
Special Section: Songs from Pimp
Lando 7
"Pianist
on the Roof" Sounds crazy, no?
"Ya Got
Pimpin' Trouble" The Evil Guitarist outlines
all the problems that pimps can cause.
"High
Flying, A Door" A Random Song,
sung by Random Comment Guy.
"Love
Changes Every Pimp" I still
don't know what this song is about.
"Angel of
Chowder" A good way to seduce
any Victorian opera singer. Or at least one from New England.
"The
Chowder of the Night" The most
special chowder!
"Mr.
Ticked Off At Me" The original
cantankerous rat!
"Don't
Cry For Me, Pennsylvania" The truth is, well,
I've never been there.
"I've Got
Rhythm" Who could ask for anything more?
"Cars" Bonus track!
Bruce the Thumper laments about his inability to capture Lando.
Demo tracks
These were tracks used as a help in recording the songs, all
done by Jeff.
"Love
Changes Every Pimp"
"The
Chowder of the Night"
"Cars"
Get them all in Lando WAVs.zip
(3.09MB)
abuk.wav "I
am Abuk, Master of Locks."
babies.wav
"Can't have a party without laughing babies."
badguy.wav
"I'm the bad guy, this is what I do!"
barfight.wav
"Barfight!"
believeyou.wav
"We're ready to believe you! (Best Beloved)"
bigboy.wav
"I'll get you yet, big boy!"
bongo1.wav
bongo2.wav What the BONGOS
say outside the club.
bongo3.wav
canceled.wav
"Eh, no wonder your show got canceled."
cheers.wav
"Cheers!"
cliff
clavin.wav "It's a little known fact. .
."
cowboy.wav
"Next time, I wanna be the cowboy."
darboe.wav
"Never fear. Darboe is here to help you."
Datanpicard.wav
". . .Very good Mr. Data. Set a heading. . .for
romance!"
distressed!.wav
"Why the hankerin' have you brought me
here?"
dowjones.wav
". . .Dow Jones!" *villain music*
don'task.wav
"Don't ask! Just. . .please. . .don't ask. .
."
evil
guitarist.wav "Howdy! I'm the Evil
Guitarist."
evil
narcolepsy.wav "Well, g'night. Zzzzzz. .
."
fineseat.wav
"How do you like your seat? I like your seat
just fine!"
foiled.wav
"That's the last time I'll be foiled by gum
wrapper foil!"
foogui.wav
"What the foo, Evil Guitarist! What are you doing
here?"
foogum.wav
"What the foo! Where are my lucky gum wrappers?"
giantpea.wav
"It's not every day your long-lost brother swipes your
hat and then gets taken away by a giant pea."
gimpLando.wav
"I sure do hope this works or soon I'm gonna
be a Gimp Lando!"
goodbye.wav
"Goodbye, Lando. . ."
googilymoogily.wav
"Great googily moogily! It's you!"
goooodreeses.wav
"Man, that's gooooooooood Reese's!"
grrrrrreat!.wav
"Oh, Lando, thank you for saving me. You're
grrrrrreat!"
hipimphp.wav
"Hi, Pimphp!"
hotstuff.wav
"Hot stuff, coming through!"
howdywelcome.wav
"Howdy, and welcome to Pimp Land U.S.A.!"
iamevil.wav
"Well, I am evil, heh heh heh."
india.wav "I
think this scene should change to India about now, and you can
look that up on the map."
intheworld.wav
"What. . .in the world."
jewish.wav
"Darboe's Jewish?!?"
krischowfoo.wav
"Kristine? CHOWDER? WHAT THE FOO?!?!?"
kwanzakid.wav
"I'm Kwanza Kid, stayin' alive with great big heaps of
African pride!" (We apologize to all Africans everywhere for
this.)
lando!.wav
"Lando!"
legoflamb.wav
"French fries, leg of lamb, chocolate malt!
Have any of you seen Kristine?!?"
looloo.wav
The Pimp Lando crew sings "Hark, the Herald Angels
Sing"
mmmmm.wav "Mmm.
. ."
music&rhythm.wav
"Well, I've still got music and rhythm. Two
out of three ain't bad!"
musicalexhibition.wav
Horrible old man voice: "The Spectre of the
Musical Exhibition, that's who!"
mysterious.wav
"But that would have been too easy! I had to
do something mysterious!
notgoodday.wav
"I'm not having a good day!"
ohfoo.wav "Oh,
foo."
overture.wav
"So, while we're waiting for the overture, why
don't we overture?"
pagan.wav "What
the foo! Move it, you pagan!"
pimpmessup.wav
"What the foo, don't you make Pimp Lando mess you
up!"
previously.wav
"Previously, on Pimp Lando. . ."
pwtf.wav "I
pity what the foo!"
quietyou.wav
"Quiet, you!"
RichardIII.wav
"Richard the Thurd. . ." from Shakespearémon
roadkill.wav
"Mmmmm. . .forbidden roadkill. . ."
shiver me
foo.wav "Well, shiver me foo and what the
timbers."
smellthis.wav
"Smell this, and tell me if it's bad."
sometimes
does this.wav "'Cause sometimes it does
this."
thatwasexcellent!.wav
"Hey, hey, that was excellent! What should we
do now?"
thumper.wav
"My name is Bruce, the Thumper."
tmstu.wav "My
trademark is stupidity."
totem.wav "Oh,
look. A totem."
tracks.wav
"Howdy! What's goin' down the tracks?"
turningmeon.wav
"You're under arrest for turning me on!"
What
the foo fade.wav "What the foooooo. . ."
What the
foo.wav
What the foo2.wav
What the foo3.wav
Four "What the foo" lines.
What the foo4.wav
Whattheblue.wav
"What the blue?!?"
wheredarboe.wav
"Where was Darboe? Where was Darboe?"
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